BABIES BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!!

So let's break this down:

June: Sam and Dave's mystery child

August: Morgan and Jesse's boy

September/October: Wendi and Alan's boy

Recently born: Amanda and Jerry's son Matthew, Rachel and Bryan's son Cross

Others forthcoming: Brooke's cousin, Brooke's fifteen or so coworkers that are pregnant, and a couple other friends.

So, yeah, that is a lot of kids soon to be running around. This will drastically alter life as we know it! Now the annual Titans kickoff game at Toot's will require a bigger table! New Year's Eve and Super Bowl parties will require children's food and entertainment! Cats and dogs living together, MASS HYSTERIA!

At least we still have a few other couples that are in the same boat as us (the boat without children's life preservers)... so Brooke and Chad, Brian and Becky, Greg and Christina... wow, is that about it?

Oh, and while I'm posting random thoughts:

1) If you don't know how to use a self-checkout machine at Wal-Mart, don't use it... and that's all I'll say about that.

2) If you blatantly run a red light, and you impede me, expect a horn blast. And you lose the right to give me the single finger salute when YOU break the law!

3) If you injure yourself and need assistance, I'm proud to say my litte brother can now save your life. Well, pending his national test, but he just aced his EMT course at MTSU.

That's all. Heading down to the homeland soon (Florida) to give Brooke her FIRST EVER BEACH VACATION!!! I can't believe she is almost thirt- I mean, at this age and never gone on a Florida vacay. That's a changin though!